That Disgusting Fucking Microwave

Scholars for many generations have theorized weather that disgusting fucking microwave would explode upon being used or if it would stay in its eternal rest. Some have prophesied that the disgusting fucking microwave might contain a higher being and the only way to awaken its power is to give it power. but alas after it was thrown into a trashcan for being so fucking disgusting it has never been seen again. a group called the finders hope to find that disgusting fucking microwave and awaken the being prophesied to be inside. Exists in a room which is constantly in a superposition of being everywhere at once. If the correct conditions are met, the superposition will collapse, allowing the room to exist.