Assassination of Ted Cruz

In a coordinated precision strike by the not-so-elite unit of Austin Roy and Xander, US Senator Ted Cruz was swiftly assassinated by the 3 gamers via hardcore shotty bompin'. He was shotty bomped so goddamn hard that the US Government was actually fucking unable to replace him with a crocodile. The three gamers will continue their warpath in search of the holy gamer bread they so desire.